Lorraine Phillips wrote:
> Hi. None of you know me AS YET, but I'd just like to say at the outset
> of this letter that I have quietly been observing you for quite some
> time now - and I've become adept at recognising your various styles and
> opinions on certain matters.
And here I thought those eyes glaring at me in the dark were just a raccoon
raiding the trash barrel again.
The theories that you guys and gals come up with astound me - and I thought
all I ever did was talk about Press Gang and wonder what the characters did
after the show stopped filming - but you all leave me for dead!!!
> I put on my conspiracy theorist cap to try and solve Murray's question about
> Kenny's disappearance from the show without much of a bye-your-leave.
> (We'll leave out the actual answer of Lee Ross' contractual problems as
> being boring and not at all on topic.) I think all of Kenny's aunts must be
> dead several times over, so here's a vote for the following scenario...Sam
> must have seen those Australian beaches on the tourism department's tv
> commercials and decided to pack up and "find herself" for a while. She got
> a job with one of the major Australian newspapers, and was doing well enough
> for herself, but decided she was a little bit homesick. Her newspaper had
> an opening for a good writer, she drops Kenny's name and a glowing
> reference, and the offer comes to England in the middle of one of Lynda's
> occasional rants where Lynda's treating Kenny like dirt. Kenny gets the
> offer (with a nice increase in pay), and also gets a very seductive phone
> call from Sam to grease the wheels. Presto! He leaves, having learned from
> his gig as a rock star not to give up on passing dreams, and having learned
> from being a hostage to live life to the fullest and not stay home on a
> Friday night organizing his sock drawer. Somewhere on a beach, you'll find
> Kenny and Sam. Together, even! So, how's that one, Janet?
Kevin, resident spinner of tales, with today's being especially silly.
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