> I put on my conspiracy theorist cap to try and solve Murray's question about > Kenny's disappearance from the show without much of a bye-your-leave. > (We'll leave out the actual answer of Lee Ross' contractual problems as > being boring and not at all on topic.) I think all of Kenny's aunts must be > dead several times over, so here's a vote for the following scenario...Sam > must have seen those Australian beaches on the tourism department's tv > commercials and decided to pack up and "find herself" for a while. She got > a job with one of the major Australian newspapers, hmm Major Austrlaian newspaper ? > and was doing well enough > for herself, but decided she was a little bit homesick. Her newspaper had > an opening for a good writer, she drops Kenny's name and a glowing > reference, and the offer comes to England in the middle of one of Lynda's > occasional rants where Lynda's treating Kenny like dirt. Kenny gets the > offer (with a nice increase in pay), and also gets a very seductive phone > call from Sam to grease the wheels. Presto! He leaves, having learned from > his gig as a rock star not to give up on passing dreams, and having learned > from being a hostage to live life to the fullest and not stay home on a > Friday night organizing his sock drawer. Somewhere on a beach, you'll find > Kenny and Sam. Together, even! So, how's that one, Janet? hmm the Sam and Kenny senario again. The only problem with that is Kenny always saw through Sam's seductivness and treated it like a joke and anyway Kenny liked organising his sock drawer. I like the way you have woven in pevevious episodes. But I think the plan and lack of expaination was due to the fact that he was suposed to come back in the fifth series and all would be explained. Natacha >Kevin, resident spinner of tales, with today's being especially silly. ha ha ha -- T H E P R E S S G A N G M A I L I N G L I S T By default, pressing 'reply' will send mail back to the list, not to the author of the message you're replying to. To unsubscribe, mail "unsubscribe" to "pressgang-request@lists.yoyo.org" -- T H E P R E S S G A N G M A I L I N G L I S T By default, pressing 'reply' will send mail back to the list, not to the author of the message you're replying to. To unsubscribe, mail "unsubscribe" to "pressgang-request@lists.yoyo.org" |