Kevin Nauta wrote: > > Lorraine Phillips wrote: > > > Hi. None of you know me AS YET, but I'd just like to say at the outset > > of this letter that I have quietly been observing you for quite some > > time now - and I've become adept at recognising your various styles and > > opinions on certain matters. > > And here I thought those eyes glaring at me in the dark were just a raccoon > raiding the trash barrel again. > > The theories that you guys and gals come up with astound me - and I thought > all I ever did was talk about Press Gang and wonder what the characters did > after the show stopped filming - but you all leave me for dead!!! > > > I put on my conspiracy theorist cap to try and solve Murray's question about > > Kenny's disappearance from the show without much of a bye-your-leave. > > (We'll leave out the actual answer of Lee Ross' contractual problems as > > being boring and not at all on topic.) I think all of Kenny's aunts must be > > dead several times over, so here's a vote for the following scenario...Sam > > must have seen those Australian beaches on the tourism department's tv > > commercials and decided to pack up and "find herself" for a while. She got > > a job with one of the major Australian newspapers, and was doing well enough > > for herself, but decided she was a little bit homesick. Her newspaper had > > an opening for a good writer, she drops Kenny's name and a glowing > > reference, and the offer comes to England in the middle of one of Lynda's > > occasional rants where Lynda's treating Kenny like dirt. Kenny gets the > > offer (with a nice increase in pay), and also gets a very seductive phone > > call from Sam to grease the wheels. Presto! He leaves, having learned from > > his gig as a rock star not to give up on passing dreams, and having learned > > from being a hostage to live life to the fullest and not stay home on a > > Friday night organizing his sock drawer. Somewhere on a beach, you'll find > > Kenny and Sam. Together, even! So, how's that one, Janet? > > Kevin, resident spinner of tales, with today's being especially silly. > > -Not bad Kevin; and as we all know, Sam did love having that perfect tan for her almost flawless body (or so whe would have us believe!!)- for both of her faces... Look forward to more of your conspiracy theories Kevin... Janet > T H E P R E S S G A N G M A I L I N G L I S T > By default, pressing 'reply' will send mail back to the list, not > to the author of the message you're replying to. > To unsubscribe, mail "unsubscribe" to "pressgang-request@lists.yoyo.org" -- T H E P R E S S G A N G M A I L I N G L I S T By default, pressing 'reply' will send mail back to the list, not to the author of the message you're replying to. To unsubscribe, mail "unsubscribe" to "pressgang-request@lists.yoyo.org" |