--eQfGwPcQSOJBaQUZ Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii [admin note: sorry... another one that the lame mailing list program thought was an untubscribe request. I'll fix it when I have time...] -- M a t t S a u n d e r s http://www.yoyo.org/matts/ 0973 479515 --eQfGwPcQSOJBaQUZ Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Description: Forwarded message from owner-pressgang@yoyo.org >From majordom Sat Jun 7 23:42:09 1997 Return-Path: owner-pressgang@yoyo.org Received: (from majordom@localhost) by lairg.yoyo.org (8.8.5/8.6.12) id XAA15726; Sat, 7 Jun 1997 23:42:08 +0100 (BST) Date: Sat, 7 Jun 1997 23:42:08 +0100 (BST) From: owner-pressgang@yoyo.org Message-Id: <199706072242.XAA15726@lairg.yoyo.org> X-Authentication-Warning: lairg.yoyo.org: majordom set sender to owner-pressgang@yoyo.org using -f To: owner-pressgang@yoyo.org Subject: BOUNCE pressgang@yoyo.org: Admin request of type /\buns\w*b/i at line 1 >From matts@lairg.yoyo.org Sat Jun 7 23:41:59 1997 Received: from server2.swbi.net (swbi.net [207.81.144.250]) by lairg.yoyo.org (8.8.5/8.6.12) with ESMTP id XAA15722 for <pressgang@yoyo.org>; Sat, 7 Jun 1997 23:41:58 +0100 (BST) Received: from hawk (port15.swbi.net [207.81.144.26]) by server2.swbi.net (post.office MTA v2.0 0813 ID# 0-11083) with SMTP id AAA167 for <pressgang@yoyo.org>; Sat, 7 Jun 1997 18:43:58 -0400 Message-Id: <3.0.1.32.19970607184337.007c7d80@swbi.net> X-Sender: karlaj@swbi.net X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Pro Version 3.0.1 (32) Date: Sat, 07 Jun 1997 18:43:37 -0400 To: pressgang@yoyo.org From: karlaj@swbi.net (Karla Jameson) Subject: Quotations list Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi everyone, I will soon be unsubscribing from this list. Press Gang just ended it's run here in Ontario a few weeks ago, and I am now moving on with my life.=20 Parting gift - my quotation list. I hope you guys like it. It's not complete because I missed the first series, and didn't start recording the episodes until the 3rd. This is as complete as it's going to get.=20 Of course all these words belong to their owners, and not myself. I guess that would be Central and Richmond Films & TV, or whatever. I dunno, just don't sue me please.=20 It's been fun. Have a Lynda Day everyone. ;) Yours Truly, Karla May karlaj@swbi.net ********************************** Press Gang Quotations List By: Karla Jameson The Big Hello Spike: There really is no depth to which you will not stoop, is there? Lynda: I guarantee it. Killer on the Line Spike: Do you know what that woman has done to me?!? Frazz: Dated you, dumped you, broken your heart, sent you packing back to America, given you a serious complex about all love of women because you know deep down you're still crazy about her and always will be. Spike: Lucky guess. - Spike: Some guy you're nuts about stood you up, right? Sarah: How did you know? Spike: Well it is Saturday. - Spike: I guess you're looking for the bitch editor from hell, right? Kenny: I never call her that, she likes it.=20 - Lynda: Dear diary, it's that cute American again, and he's searching my desk. Does this mean he fancies me? It's so difficult to know what to say in these situations. One wants to be firm with him, but just a little seductive. Find out what the hell he's doing, but maybe encourage him a little. I need style, authority, and sex appeal=85 Something of interest in my drawers? - Spike: Basically you're just using me for my mind. You're so shallow Lynda. Lynda: We're shallow people Spike; the success of our relationship, we never had anything to talk about.=20 - Colin: I'm not following this am I? Frazz: Of course you are, just a long long way behind.=20 - Lynda: This is life. No guaranteed happy endings. Chance is a Fine Thing Kenny: Oh well I'm sorry if my problems are not providing enough entertainment for you! Lynda: Oh don't be like that Kenny, they usually do. - Lynda: What's the point? You'll only start going on about philosophy and destiny and the meaning of life; I hate those. - Kenny: Well no offence Lynda, but let's be honest, you're a selfish, paranoid, maladjusted, psychotic, complete bitch! The Last Word (part one) Lynda: You and me Spike, we're held together by a force even stronger than true love. Spike: Which is? Lynda: We both want the last word. Spike: Yeah, well I don't have to answer to that . Lynda: See what I mean? - Kenny: Is this the arm off of Garfield?=20 Lynda: So I've got a temper.=20 The Last Word (part two) Kenny: If I get killed doing this you're gonna feel really guilty. Lynda: Why would I? You wont be around to tell me to.=20 Bad News=20 Sarah: Do you really think it's reasonable to keep punishing people for not being Kenny? Lynda: Well they're not, are they? - Lynda: We are being closed down because we don't sell enough papers, which is fine, which is perfectly fair. I have no quarrel with that, this is business after all. So it's simple enough isn't it? We've got to up out sales figures so much Bobby Campbell would be mad to turn us off. We've got two weeks to be too good to miss=85 You're all very quiet for people running for their lives. - Lynda: I'm not being unreasonable, I'm keeping my cool. All I want is simply for this person to be removed from the studio and shot dead. - Frazz: Sex and violence; I love children's television. Love and War Spike: You've been sleeping here again? Lynda: No, I just thought this would be a great look. - Spike: How come every time I try to leave this country I get attached to some baggage? Lynda: Last time you were attached to me. Spike: Right. UneXpected Lynda (to Spike): You just entered a room without a string of gags about how pretty you are, want to talk about it? - Spike: You should know this Lynda, guys don't like you. Lynda: Of course they do. Why don't they? Julie: They do tend to have an image of you as sort of a ruthless, ambitious monomaniac.=20 Lynda: See? - Julie: Why don't you just tell Spike you give in? Lynda: Because I'd rather die than let Spike win anything ever. Julie: Why? Lynda: You know what he's like, he's so competitive. - Lynda: Maybe I'm finally learning that being smart and being right isn't a license to treat people like dirt. Spike: Lynda, you're talking all kind of sane, and nice=85 Col. X: Nobody move! I am Colonel X. Spike: Oh! Now I get it, this is a dream. - Spike: I take it you just unlearned where you were going wrong in life. Lynda: Get cooking sucker. In The Picture Spike: You know we waste a lot of oxygen fighting boss. This time it's gonna be different, it's gotta be. Apart from anything else, I'm running out of lousy things to say about you.=20 Lynda: I suppose I might eventually too. - Frazz: Would you forget a date with Colin? Julie: I'd try. Day Dreams Lynda: Never forget who runs this newsroom! - Lynda: Why do I get everything in my whole stupid life wrong? Head and Heart Lynda: I have never sunk so low. Take me now Lord, death would be promotion. - Spike: You know, I woke up with a good feeling about today boss. Lynda: That happens sometimes. It's just nature's cruel way of getting you out of bed.=20 A Quarter to Midnight Lynda: Spike, I'm hurt - you think I spend the whole time lying to you? Spike: When it suits you. Lynda: Right, and only when. - Spike: Why do I stick with that woman? Julie: Because you're completely obsessively madly in love with her. Spike: Oh there's gotta be more to it than that. Food, Love, and Insecurity Spike: You ever get the feeling that out relationship has completely lost its spontaneity? Lynda: Nearly. Great isn't it? - Angelo: So why not you and me then? Lynda: Let me be totally clear: you sweat, you make sucking noises when you breathe, and your body odor is even now rotting my nasal lining. Angelo: See how you excite me? Lynda: Die! Angelo: So if you don't like me, how come we're flirting? - Julie: Don't take this wrong, but you behave like a real jerk. Colin: There's a right way to take that? - Spike: Have we gotten to the stage in out relationship where I can't talk to another woman without you trashing an expensive restaurant? Lynda: Great, isn't it? There Are Crocodiles Julie: You're late.=20 Lynda: You're fired. I win.=20 - Lynda: Julie, about your taste in men... Julie: Yeah? Lynda: Get some. ******************************************* --eQfGwPcQSOJBaQUZ-- -- | T H E P R E S S G A N G M A I L I N G L I S T | | | | By default, replies will go back to this list, not to | | the author of the message you're replying to. | | | | To unsubscribe from this list, mail the word | | "unsubscribe" to "pressgang-request@yoyo.org". | |