> Trainspotting is one of the many the english upper class twit pass-times, > along with fox hunting, jumping fences with horses, high-tea (cucumber > sandwiches without crust), parlour games (charades etc) and so on. Train > spotting (as i understand it) basically involves recording the numbers of > trains as they pass by your spot, and the route they're on, etc, and > building up a comprehensive diary. Soon, you'll begin to recognise the > various trains, and come to think of them not as mere chunks of high speed > metal, but as your closest friends, who race by and visit you each day. > Imagine the thrill of seeing a train after a long absence! Or seeing a > train after it has been in a crash and is all refreshed and new! All > these pleasures and more can be yours in the fast paced, action packed > world of trainspotting. > > I think i need to join a gym. > > Matt Neale. Now now Matt. Some of those people who aren't fortunate enough to live in this country may not realise you're joking (well I *hope* you are) Steve -- | T H E P R E S S G A N G M A I L I N G L I S T | | | | By default, replies will go back to this list, not to | | the author of the message you're replying to. | | | | To unsubscribe from this list, mail the word | | "unsubscribe" to "pressgang-request@yoyo.org". | |