Peter O'Brien (pobrien@illawarra.starway.net.au)
Thu, 27 Nov 1997 21:35:41 +1100
dearest pressgang devoties, as much as were amazed by your high level of
intelect, and your fantastic ability for pulp conversation, not to mention
extensive social mobality, we deeply disturbed, by your pathetic lives.
Pressgang is a great show, and to be really really blunt, your giving it one
smeg of a BAD, infact awful, no horrific reputation, face it you can not
compete with the awsomeness of pressgang. Your conversation (if one could
call it that) leaves alot to be desired in the way of relevance, do you
actually have friends other than this line, i mean hello this is pressgang
chat, talk about theme songs to other shows somewhere else, like we care
what favourite shows are or age and nationality is, we have our own boring
lives for such mundane trivialities, and even if we didnt we still wouldnt
care, the mere fact that such verbal dihorrea comes up proves only one
point, and i dare not hesitate telling you, you can not for one second
compete or even understand the level of pressgang, the masterminds behind
the work, and the sheer charisima of the actors, you all sux fat sheep, you
have the attention span of a fart, and the personal hyginie of an bulimic
flea, that lives on used tampons, that once graced the insides of a Kylie
Minogue.
is bill moffat aware of this atrocious act of defermation, which you
execrable people are producing from your anus like minds, i dare say if he
was bill moffat he'd be girrating in his grave, i shudder to think what he'd
be doing if he was cremated.
Your mouldy, deplorable gruesome hideous woeful heinous fatuous dence
ludicrous dull witless malignant ditribe, makes each and everyone of us
wretch, like a drunk after 10 consecutive triple vodkas, not that we expect
you to know what that is, i mean honestly, you can all be honest, you have
no lives other than this computer line, oh sorry your proabably all
attatched to the group for the love lorn and forgotten, if anyone ever
actually remembers to write that often to you all, your proabably all
excited where writing to you. oh we just worked some thing out, other than
us poor suckers who were mislead by the title pressgang,( we actually
thought it would be intellegent conversation, after all you attatched
yourselves to the title pressgang) there proabably is only one on the
subscribey thing and you just write to yourself, i mean every single letter
is the same either you are one person with a heck of a small imagination or
a group with no none.
dont ever write to us again, unsubscribe us before the woefull state of your
minds and live penetrates cyberspace infecting more of your pathetic
debilitated kind, resulting in word wide humanistic collapse.
goodbye and goodnight, may you all truly bless the world by the stopping of
your bodily functions resulting in the flooding of your internal cavities
with the king of crap we have been reading for weeks.
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T H E P R E S S G A N G M A I L I N G L I S T
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