christopher nolan (cnolan@labyrinth.net.au)
Sun, 3 May 1998 21:53:08 +1000
hi
The subject sounds like a episode title doesn't it. Well it's not.
But what I wanted to talk about is the love and relationships at the junior
gazette.
Because there is something strange happening around here.
First
Sam Black:
Okay supposedly has lots of boy friends even thoe we never see any.
She seems to be the female version off spike now I think of it.
So she has lots of relationships but nothing real long and committed.
Sarah Jackson:
Now where should I begin with Sarah. She has bad luck with men well
boy friends she either finds out they are the replacements at the news
paper or phone in bomb warnings or hate a review she does of his acting.
I could go on I think but I wont you get the basic idea right.
Colin Matthews:
Well he falls for a school receptionist who is having an affair with the
school
head master a married man. He falls for Judy Wellman and then gets bashed
by her ex boyfriend who should be playing rugby league for England. Then
falls
for her again when she gets him out of that actors hotel room. Even thoe she
drives him the actor crazy. Then goes on a date with Julie Craig and kills
her gold
fish and bird . The cat just had a good meal and some fresh air on the
outside ledge.
Also went out with Colin once I think.
Kenny Phillips:
Well kenny he is friends with lynda who sets him up with a girl he likes
when
he is young by telling her kenny is dieing. (I wonder weather that would
work for me)
He falls for a girl involved in a story ( How to make a Killing ). Then
Jenny Eliot dumps
him for being to boringly nice. The the girl of kennys dreams he meets by
chance on a
problem phone exchange but he never gets her number.(if it was me and that
girl was
on the other end of the phone I would have her number in 20mins.) Then when
she
comes to England and even lands at his door step he does not even know it is
her
and fate slips through kennys figures. I wonder if the voice might have
clued him in.
Julie Craig:
Goes out with big dumb guys who she cant form a healthy relationship with.
And then there was Colin. Fish dead bird dead cat walking along a ledge.
Frazz:
Falling for someone possibly smarter than lynda after publicly embarrassing
her because he cant play chess and then taking her out on a date. not that
we know how that ever ended up.
Spike:
Spike as Sam said about spike and his girlfriends ," you've been through
more girls
than reballer". As we well know spike has had lots of girl friends most of
which
would want to kill him after being dumped i imagene. Then there is Zoe not
exactly god gift to the humen interlect.
And then there is lynda a girl his wanted from day one and has this on
again off again
relationship where they seem to enjoy annuoying each other.
Lynda:
Has had a date with colin i think.
Has had a date with a actor that is phsycologicaly unbalanced and thinks
he is mr x.
Then there is spike the guy she as called probably every name under the sun.
She has never been able to tell him she love him only on a few occasions
and has played so hard to get that i am amazed that spike never gave up.
Have you picked up a pattern .
It seems that Lynda and Spike have the only relationship that is successfull
in anyway . I mean eveyone else has even worse luck than spike and lynda who
know they like each other but never seems to get it together well they do
and they dont i have lost track.
bye for now
hope you enjoyed it
bye
chris
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