Leslie Doyle (lesjulia@webtv.net)
Tue, 19 May 1998 07:38:21 -0500
if you got already, then that proves i don't
know what's happenin
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And did you say keep typing? Uh-oh...:
Kenny:People say I'm too reasonable to have opinions, but I don't know
about that.
Spike: I used to wonder why they called you laughing Lynda, then it struck
me, they don't.
(I think this one might be wrong, ten bonus points for anyone who can fix it!)
Lynda: Spike, this is the first time you've walked in here without a string
of comments about how pretty you are.
Spike: Sad Story. My ego got so big, it left me.
Lynda: Come in, if you can reach the step.
Spike: Was that a joke about my height?
Lynda: Of course not. You haven't got any.
Spike: Actually, I'm six foot three, I've just been standing in a hole since
I was seven.
Lynda: Yeah, I've often thought of you that way.
Spike: I like your dress.
Lynda: What about the jacket?
Spike: I like the dress.
Lynda: You think the jacket goes?
Spike: I hope it does.
Spike: I've got a thought for you: This is the third day of your life starting
from two days ago.
Spike: Lynda, you've got the dress sense of a washing line.
Colin (upon viewing the new sketch that Julie made of the Junior Gazette title
switched to "The Gaz."): It's got taste. It simply reeks of taste. Kenny, what
do you think of this?
Kenny: Oh yeah, that'll be lovely when it's finished.
Julie: It is finished.
Kenny: Right, I just didn't read it to the end.
Colin: And don't worry Spike, we'll get a real American to play you.
Colin: My own mother doesn't believe a word I say unless she's got three
independant witnesses and a death threat.
Lynda: Tell me something Graham, when you wake up in the morning, how can you
tell?
Lynda (going on about how it does not mean she's cheerful when she whistles):
Twice. I whistled twice in February.
(I'm pretty sure a few of these are wrong, like this one)
Colin: Good bye Julie.
Sarah: It's Sarah.
Colin: But you're both blond right?
Sarah: Yeah.
Colin: Well then get off my back!
Colin: She's like a fireproof Joan of Arc. A Mary Queen of Scotts with her
head together. The most glowing example of human kind since Marie Curie.
Tiddler (speaking of her dress): I made it myself.
Sam: So what did you think when you turned the lights on?
Spike: Beauty and Brains.
Tiddler: Yeah.
Spike: So what do you bring into it?
Tiddler: Colin, what does a rabbit mean to you?
Colin: A four pack of lucky feet.
Benjamin: I'm four foot two, not counting my head.
Spike: Officer Frazz, what did they say the cause of death was?
Frazz: Well, it's a little too soon to say, but we think it could be, death.
Frazz: Would you forget a date with Colin?
Julie: I'd try.
Sophie + Laura: Taste these.
Spike: Not bad.
Lynda: Quite reasonable really.
Sophie: You don't taste any disinfectant?
Laura: Axel grease?
Sophie: Carpet fluff?
Laura: See, I told you they'd be alright.
Lynda: Sophie and Laura...
Spike: what are you two doing here?
Sophie: Catering for our cookery project.
Laura: Mr. Sullivan arranged it when the science department wouldn't lend
us their rabbit.
Lynda: Why did you want their rabbit?
Sophie: For our cookery project.
All right folks, that's all for today. I could be at this all day, but I
have to do physics (those darn laws of thermodynamics never fail!). So
how many ohms of resistance _does_ a my computer have...
--Eavan "The, well, if V=IR, and W=VI, then the V=120, and W=60, then I=.5,
and R has to equal 240 ohms! But that's just a light bulb. And then if
there are 3,600,000 joules in one kilowatt hour, how much do I spend per day
on all my electricity?" Cully
(if anyone wants to know how much they spend per day, just send me the watts
and hours you use it for, and I'll spout out the answer. What do you want
from me, I have a test tomorrow, and I need all the practice I can get...)
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-- Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.
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