The New List :
Do we have any other additions ?
I'D RATHER COLUMN ...
... have my teeth pulled,
... chew and swallow an entire roll of aluminium foil
... lick carpet
... stick needles in my eyes
... drink toilet water
... watch re-runs of `Touched by an Angel'
... watch any episode, for that matter, of `Touched by an Angel'.
... be swindaled by Colin's latest money making plan
... be lectured about by inability to construct an interesting article by
Linda
... have my charisma improoved by overlaying Fraz's personality over mine
... engage Sam with a conversation on how beautiful she thinks she is
... hear about every failed romance Sarah has had
The all important...
I'd rather fail my school exams,
be unable to get a job,
wander the streets destitute with a bottle
and be found dead of hyperthermia on a riverbank !
And then Spike's brilliant reply... "FLIRT!"
Brilliant.
Take Care,
Renee.
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