christopher nolan (cnolan@labyrinth.net.au)
Tue, 12 May 1998 22:44:55 +1000
HI
I agree with every word you say Stash
except one. Using the Spice Girls tape
to tie up your room mate. I don't object to you tieing your room mate up but
using a Spice Girls tape is wrong. (Because I like them but we won't start
that again) Anyway masking tape works better and don't ask me how i know
that that.
Bye
chris
Stash's
>>Step-by-step Guide to Becoming a PG Fan.
>> 1. *Accidentally* remove the tv aerial so your roommate can only watch
>>videos.
>> 2. In a bizarre full moon ritual, burn all videos except PG ones.
>>However DO NOT burn her Spice Girls video. (of course she has one)
>>You'll need it later.
>> 3. Pull out that Spice Girls video (told you) and literally *pull out*
>>the ribbons of tape from the plastic case. Cut the tape into long
>>rope-like lengths. (Note: Colin's bear-kife could come in handy here)
>> 4. While she is sleeping or otherwise incapicitated (perhaps alcohol
>>or illict drugs will come in handy here if she's a light sleeper), tie
>>her to her bed using strands of Spice Girls video.
>> 5. Position her head towards TV, wake her up by humming PG theme
>>full-bore into her ear, gaffer tape her mouth shut and press *play* on
>>VCR: PG episode one. Only about 20 hours to go! (invitation to willing
>>geek with time on hands to do the maths and work out exactly how many
>>hours)
>> 6. It's probably best to leave the room, only returning when it's time
>>to change tapes. It can be disturbing to watch. (her, not the show,
>>fools)
>> 7. As the final moments of TAC play out on the screen, return to
>>witness a wonderous new person: A PG fan.
>> 8. Accept her undying gratitude.
>> 9. Sign her up to the PGML, where she'll meet many PG fans *created* in
>>the same way.
>>
>>Stash, fondly remembering her conversion to PG. Remember? Hell, the
>>lawsuit is still pending.
>>
>>-Liisa!
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