Kevin Nauta (prydonia@accn.org)
Fri, 08 May 1998 04:52:17 -0400
sbaskett wrote:
> But how to cope with it? Short of a *unfortunate* accident with one of
> Colin's teddy bears (complete with handy knife)- and frankly who needs
> all that inconvenience and inevitable explanations so close to the end
> of the school year - it seems to me your only choice is Stash's
> Step-by-step Guide to Becoming a PG Fan.
> 4. While she is sleeping or otherwise incapicitated (perhaps alcohol
> or illict drugs will come in handy here if she's a light sleeper), tie
> her to her bed using strands of Spice Girls video.
> 5. Position her head towards TV, wake her up by humming PG theme
> full-bore into her ear, gaffer tape her mouth shut and press *play* on
> VCR: PG episode one. Only about 20 hours to go! (invitation to willing
> geek with time on hands to do the maths and work out exactly how many
> hours)
Everybody please note it was not--I repeat NOT--Attilla the Mailman who posted this. This post is the
product of some OTHER diseased mind clearly more psychotic than my own. Thank you, and we now return you
to our regularly scheduled listings, already in progress......
Kevin
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